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Can't Stand Ya
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Episode 22, "The Library"
On the steps of the library I think I see the man. The one with the baked bean teeth who's fatter than I am. CAN'T STAND YA! Coach would always torture me and make me sick. Then once, he grabbed ahold of my shorts and pulled that shit atomic! CAN'T STAND YA!
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Jerk Store
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Episode 147, "The Comeback"
The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp. The zoo called, they want you back by six. The jerk store called, they're running out of you. Vinny's picks, Vinny's picks. He's just a young boy looking for a fix. The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp. The zoo called, they want you back by six. The jerk store called, they're running out of you. I slept with your wife in a coma.
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IQ Test
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Episode 24, "The Café"
I took an IQ test and it came out negative. She took it to Abu's so that she could concentrate. The towels were too hot and the tea spilled everywhere. 85 is pretty bad, you can't do much worse.
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Episode 28,"The Alternate Side"
These pretzels are making me thirsty. When Woody Allen comes around, he's the talk of the town. Who put cookies in his mouth? You're not supposed to do that! When Woody Allen comes around, he's the talk of the town. When Woody Allen comes around, all traffic is shut down. Who put cookies in his mouth? You're not supposed to do that! These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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Episode 57, "The Outing"
Not that there's anything wrong with that! A person's sexual preference is of no business to anyone but themselves! Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Dammit Newman
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Damnit Newman! You're always fucking with my shit. Damnit Newman! You also ruin all of it. You're always fucking with my shit!
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Urban Sombrero
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Episode 135, "The Foundation"
At the height of her career, she's laid back, nothing to fear. Take my advice, relax your mind. Try the Urban Sombrero on for size. It combines the spirit of old mexico with a little big city panache. With her confidence shot and self esteems gone, she knows by now that she's gone all wrong. Take my advice, relax your mind. Try the Urban Sombrero on for size. It combines the spirit of old mexico with a little big city panache. Urban sombrero!
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Episode 78, "The Marine Biologist"
So I walked into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified, but I pressed on. As I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but at that moment I was. A marine biologist! The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup. The sea was angry that day my friends. Easy big fella!
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